Tuesday, April 7, 2009

A Story of Random Goofiness Between Two Bored People Playing a Game

So, Carol and I were bored yesterday and we started playing this game that I remembered playing when I was younger. It's called the 'One Word' Game. The rules are that we take turns saying one word, and combine them to create a sentence. I wanted to share them.

Kelsey-She
Carol-was
K-riding
C-sharks
K-while
C-spanking
K-cowgirls
C-who
K-loved
C-riding
K-birds
C-shagging
K-and
C-eating
K-orange
C-babies

= She was riding sharks while spanking cowgirls who loved riding birds shagging and eating orange babies.

C-While
K-Carol
C-rode
K-elephants
C-she
K-wished
C-a
K-guy
C-would
K-eat
C-Kelsey
K-because
C-Kelsey
K-is
C-eating
K-Carol
C-the
K-big
C-awesome
K-shrimp
C-eating
K-shrimp

(this one barely made sense.)

= While Carol rode elephants she wished a guy would eat Kelsey because Kelsey is eating Carol the big awesome shrimp eating shrimp.

C-Kelsey
K-is
C-fighting
K-the
C-elves
K-while
C-snacking
K-animal
C-fat
K-bosoms,
C-butts,
K-and
C-puppies
K-while
C-snarking
K-Carol
C-for
K-jewels
C-that
K-burnt
C-Kelsey
K-in
C-her
K-happy
C-place.

= Kelsey is fighting the elves while snacking animal fat bosoms, butts, and puppies while snarking Carol for jewels that burnt Kelsey in her happy place.

C-Kutner
K-likes
C-fighting
K-chimpanzees,
C-old
K-Oompa
C-ladies,
K-and
C-annoying
K-crying
C-doctors
K-while
C-House
K-wants
C-Cuddy
K-to
C-love
K-his
C-dangling
K-kitty-cat
C-that
K-she
C-found
K-on
C-a
K-ledge
C-near
K-House's
C-apartment
K-window
C-where
K-a
C-stripper
K-threw
C-heels
K-along
C-the
K-ground
C-and
K-Kutner
C-hit
K-the
C-butt
K-of
C-Cuddy

= Kutner likes fighting chimpanzees, old Oompa ladies, and annoying crying doctors while House wants Cuddy to love his dangling kitty-cat that she found on a ledge near House's apartment window where a stripper threw heels along the ground and Kutner hit the butt of Cuddy.

C-New
K-York
C-is
K-a
C-home
K-to
C-zombies
K-that
C-eat
K-Sharon's
C-cats
K-when
C-Superman
K-failed
C-Lois
K-Lane
C-by
K-shooting
C-Elvis
K-Presley
C-and
K-hanging
C-monkeys
K-to
C-ward
K-off
C-evil
K-in
C-ninjas
K-spirits

=New York is a home to zombies that eat Sharon's cats when Superman failed Lois Lane by shooting Elvis Presley and hanging monkeys to ward off evil in ninjas spirits.

That's that, I hope you enjoyed our melancholy boredom/fun.
Carol + Kelsey

6 comments:

  1. We used to play this on car journeys! Except it was one word stories, not sentences. The sentence version seems to make more sense though

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  2. Hilarous! You have too much time on your hands, LOL....

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  3. Lol, too funny! I've never played that game :-)

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